Twist and Shout

I am scared and confused. I woke up this morning and apparently I'd been tossing and turning uncomfortably in my sleep. This is what my bed looked like.


This alone isn't that confusing. Sure it looks like a twisted cocoon or hammock that is really uncomfortable. My back can attest to how uncomfortable it was. But upon closer inspection check out my ipod...now it gets weird.



Okay, how the hell did I manage to twist the ipod around until it was backwards in its case? Is that even possible to do without using my fingers? Somehow by thrashing and twisting and turning and writhing I accomplished something wholly unnatural. I have removed my ipod from its clearly possessed case, and will not return it until my ipod, case, and house are all properly exorcised.