Whoa...

Alrighty then, let's see what we have here.

Splines reticulated? check.

Gene pool chlorinated? check.

Llama population? check.

I think we're a go for launch, let's take this baby out for a spin.

I've always failed at the "online journal" sort of deal, mainly because I'm a lazy son of a bitch who loves to think about doing things rather than doing them in the day to day. I'm the sort that gets to the end of a day at work and starts thinking "Hmm, what will I do today?" This immediately leads to a long list of things I plan on doing, thinking about how fun they'll all be, and essentially fantasizing about the rest of my evening...creating a mental utopia of the mundane (playing a computer game, getting some writing or reading done, calling a friend, whatever).

Then I get home...and do none of it. Just sit around trying to decide where to start...and usually just ending up sitting around looking at Fark.com trying to decide whether I'll have more fun playing Oblivion, or Team Fortress 2. Then it's 11pm and I've got to get to sleep, work starts in eight hours.

So after all that I never really have much I think I want to say in a journal.

But what the hell, this isn't a journal, right? This is a blog. It's hip, it's cool...it's on a whole different plane of existence from the lowly olj. I'm sure that just by reading this my cool is emanating through the tubes and into your eyeballs, penetrating your synapses and making you, through this experience, a little cooler.

Get used to it my friends, there should be a whole lot more cool radiating through the tubes in the future...I'll let you in on the ins and outs of my mind, life, and erm, uh, something else, in the near future (read: tomorrow).

Until then, hasta la pasta.